Ya saben, el que tiene nombre de actor de telenovela.
MINGA TU CHADRE BASDITO MALTARDO!
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May 13, 2008
May 4, 2008
Efemérides
"Yom HaShoa ve HaGbura" es el Día de Conmemoración del Holocausto y de la resistencia y el levantamiento en armas de los Judíos en el Holocausto, se celebra el 27 de Nissan del calendario judío, que es una fecha diferente cada año en el calendario gregoriano. Este año se la fecha coincidió con el 1° de Mayo, que es otro día importante para la sociedad mundial.Yom Hashoa es un día que se observa en Israel de forma oficial, los negocios trabajan solamente medio día y el ambiente es muy solemne en todo el país. En la radio se escuchan solamente canciones relacionadas con el Holocausto y la televisión no transmite programas de entretenimiento. Generalmente solo hay dos o tres canales locales que muestran documentales u otros programas relacionados con el tema. A las 11:00 am se escuchan sirenas por todo el país a lo largo de un minuto, en ese momento todo el país para. Los peatones se detienen e inclínan la cabeza, los autos en las calles y las carreteras se detienen y la gente baja de sus autos. Otras personas permanecen en sus casas con sus familias y en la noche asisten a ceremonias de conmemoración que se celebran en todos los centros de las ciudades del país.
El 1° de Mayo, el "Día del Trabajo" es un día en el que se celebran los derechos de los trabajadores, la jornada laboral de 8 horas, vacaciones, retiro, sindicato, etc. En muchos países alrededor del mundo, incluyendo Israel, se celebra saliendo a marchar a las calles exigiendo el cumplimiento de los derechos de los trabajadores y celebrando la existencia de los mismos, además de ser una manifestación es también una gran fiesta.Este año, al coincidir ambas fechas y con el evidente conflicto de sus formas de celebración, se tuvo que cambiar la fecha de una de estas efemérides. No voy a entrar en detalles de las consideraciones que se tomaron en cuenta para llegar a la conclusión, la onda es que cambiaron la fecha de celebración del Día del Trabajo para este 5 de Mayo.
El 5 de Mayo se conmemora la Batalla de Puebla, en la que el Gral. Ignacio Zaragoza venció al Gral. Charles Ferdinand Latrille al frente del ejército francés de Napoleón III. Es un día de orgullo mexicano, se celebra haber vencido al ejército más experimentado y reputado de la época. Aunque siempre ha sido un día feriado y celebrado en México, en los últimos tiempos, con la migración más extensa de mexicanos, los paisanos han tomado este día como una forma de celebrar la independencia en las narices de los colonizadores. No es sorpresa que el lugar del mundo donde más personas celebran el 5 de Mayo es en EEUU; de la misma forma en que los esclavos negros del siglo XIX inventaron canciones de protesta que cantaban frente a sus amos y ellos ni cuenta se daban de lo que se trataba, los mexicanos hoy hacen lo mismo con la fiesta del 5 de Mayo.O sea que aquí el único que se jodió fui yo! Este año no podré celebrar el 5 de Mayo... ¡chale! Con lo que me cagan los franceses!
May 2, 2008
Apr 18, 2008
Ley anti tabaco, Vips, corrupción, manipulación... ¡huevos!
No cabe duda de que los seres humanos y las sociedades seguimos patrones de comportamiento.En mis últimos viajes a México, he visto como estos patrones se van siguiendo. Un ejemplo de esto es lo que ocurre con las leyes anti tabaco. En Israel ya pasó lo que está pasando ahora en México, y esta es una predicción de lo que va a suceder con la ley anti tabaco en México.
Los primeros pasos fueron la separación de áreas de fumar y no fumar, después solo se podía utilizar una parte de la sección exterior para el área de fumadores, luego solo se podía fumar en áreas separadas por una barrera (pared y puerta), posteriormente se prohibió fumar en cualquier área del establecimiento, o sea todos los lugares se convirtieron en aviones.
Y hablando de aviones, debo denunciar que en el aeropuerto Ben Gurión de Tel Aviv, el "área de fumadores" es un cuartito cucho en el culo del aeropuerto, separado por una pared de vidrio del resto de los seres humanos, para entrar ahí hay que estar preparado para salir apestando como si te hubieras fumado mil millones de cigarros y a que alguien te pegue alguna enfermedad venérea. Ahí los fumadores son mostrados a través de la vitrina, señalados y marginados. No los mataría hacer algo por la ventilación de ese espacio y una limpiecita por lo menos cada seis horas. El "área de fumadores" es asquerosa y degradante.En el aeropuerto Benito Juárez de la Ciudad de México, en la nueva terminal número dos, la más moderna y avanzada de Latinoamérica, no existen áreas para fumadores, cero, nada, ni una esquinita. Solo se puede fumar afuera de las instalaciones, y no cuentan con ceniceros ni basureros en el exterior, y si te ven tirando la colilla, ahí están los polis listos para salirte con el clásico "¿Qué pasoo jefeee? Aquí no se puede tirar basura, a ver muéstreme sus papeles, que se mi hace que aste'es terrorista. A ver pareja búsquele las bolsas, si nos sale narco también hasta salimos en la tele ." hijos de su p#]@ %!"#$8/()=?¡]¨*_:[*¨}]?/&%)( !!!!!!!!!!!!
Después de mucha presión (lobbying), sobre todo por parte de los restauranteros (restaurantes, cafés, bares y demás tuburios), en Israel la ley cambió para volver a permitir las áreas de fumar en los lugares públicos siempre y cuando exista una barrera física que separe las secciones.
Ahora en México, Vips está liderando el camino para llegar a esta misma conclusión, solo que con una pequeña diferencia, y esa es la gente que está detrás de esta iniciativa. En Israel fueron los pequeños negocios y la cultura de la sociedad, en México también lo es la cultura de la sociedad, representada por un corporativo internacional.
La cadena de restaurantes Vips promovió el primer amparo contra la Ley de Protección a la Salud de No Fumadores del Distrito Federal, lo que significa que esta ley no se aplica en sus establecimientos, o sea que ahí se puede seguir fumando. Eso le da a la cadena Vips una ENORME ventaja contra la competencia: pequeños cafés, restaurantes y bares; que no cuentan con áreas para fumadores.Pero, ¿quién es dueño de Vips?
Vips pertenece a WalMart, la empresa más grande y poderosa del mundo con ventas de casi el 60% del PIB de México. Si Walmart fuera país sería la potencia económica 15 del mundo.
Scratch needle Pero no quiero hablar de WalMart ni de la maldad que representa, además, este no es un post de esos propagandistas que dicen que WalMart es evil (aunque si lo sea) solo intento mostrar como las leyes de México son manipuladas a conveniencia de una empresa privada y no a conveniencia de la sociedad y de los seres humanos.YO personalmente soy fumador social, o sea que la ley me afecta directamente a mi, estoy a favor de la separación pero en contra de la prohibición, y me caga la madre que una pinche empresa privada sea la que dicte como tiene que ser la ley. ¡Me caga! Aunque estoy de acuerdo con lo que creo que va a ser la conclusión de este drama, que será igual que aquí en Israel, odio lo que lo la impulsa.
Pero fumadores, no desesperéis, que nosotros los humanos seguimos patrones y llegarán a la misma conclusión a la que llegamos aquí, se puede fumar en el mismo establecimiento si las áreas están bien separadas.
Comprendo a las personas que sufren del humo de los fumadores, yo también sufro de lo mismo. Aunque fumo ocasionalmente, realmente me molesta el humo de segunda mano, conozco los efectos de su inhalación y además hace que me ardan los ojos. Pero creo que todos tenemos que vivir en equilibrio con los demás, aceptar a todos como son y respetarnos mutuamente. Todos tenemos que ser más conscientes de la existencia de los demás y aprender a coexistir de verdad.
Relaaaaaaaax!!!
Jan 11, 2008
Jan 10, 2008: Yotzim la derech
Words can hardly express exactly what happened in there, after many years of knowing what the right thing to do is, after a long time of trying to reach compromises to make things work, after having several meetings to try to reach a solution, and after all that failing, the time came to take one of the most important steps in the development of the bogrim (alumni) movement of Habonim Dror.
Confrontation has always been a very difficult thing for, to have to confront a person that I appreciate and I like, was particularly hard for me. I went into that office after not sleeping well for two weeks, very anxious and nervous. At the beginning of the meeting I was all choked up and wishing myself in a calm beach in the Mexican Pacific. One of the things that kept me going was knowing that We knew that this is the right thing for the movement and that the chaverim of the movement are doing this together, as a movement, because we recognize that it is our responsibility to take this movement back to its historic place of being the hard-core of the Jewish people.
I naturally had to refer myself to the authors, the movement founders, the historical leaders of this movement, for instance, Zivia. In a different way than any time before, I understood what Zivia meant by saying that "The Movement always knew how to demand everything from its members. The Movement’s goal has always been to educate a new kind of man, capable of enduring the most adverse conditions and difficult times while standing up for the emancipation of our people, of the Jew, of mankind. It was our Movement education which gave us the strength to endure.
The meeting went well, with a good, pleasantly tense and calm atmosphere, things were said very clear from both sides, and an agreement was reached; the agreement was on disagreeing and on going on a struggle where the winner will be the one that stands by their principles the longest and who receives the support of the rest of the members of the movement around the world, not to mention whoever can do all this while still managing to pay the rent and feed their spring.
At the present moment we are all in shock, all parties involved and bystanders. We are thinking and re-thinking every thing that happened in the meeting and after it, every comment, every phone call, every muscle spasm. I honestly thought that after today's meeting I would be able to go to sleep easily, but I don't think that's exactly what's going to happen, I still feel a nut in my stomach and feel more responsible than ever to do what's right for this movement, the movement that taught me to stand by my principles, to fight for my rights, to not accept to ever be oppressed, to believe that all human beings are equal just for being humans and to live by my values (among other things).
These are crucial times that will determine whether Habonim Dror will become, first of all, a real movement with education as it's most important priority, and then the movement that it aims for by working in the bettering of Israeli Society and positively affecting the future of the Jewish nation, or whether it will become a pluralist club with no values to actualize in it's center, a place where educational processes are not the priority, a pyramidal structured organization, "an empty semel" (symbol) that will eventually disappear because of apathy or bankruptcy.
Our recognized enemies are apathy, greed for power, capitalism and post-modernism, our allies are our values and principles, and knowing that we are part of a movement of people that is willing to live according to their beliefs.
If you are a member of Habonim Dror from any country, and somehow got to this post, you are welcome to email me with your concerns, advise, questions, comments, or any thing you can think of. I only represent my own opinion and view, but more than anything, I'm just writing to express what I'm personally going through in this stage of my life as a life-long member of Habonim Dror.
Ale v'hagshem!
Mauri
Confrontation has always been a very difficult thing for, to have to confront a person that I appreciate and I like, was particularly hard for me. I went into that office after not sleeping well for two weeks, very anxious and nervous. At the beginning of the meeting I was all choked up and wishing myself in a calm beach in the Mexican Pacific. One of the things that kept me going was knowing that We knew that this is the right thing for the movement and that the chaverim of the movement are doing this together, as a movement, because we recognize that it is our responsibility to take this movement back to its historic place of being the hard-core of the Jewish people.
I naturally had to refer myself to the authors, the movement founders, the historical leaders of this movement, for instance, Zivia. In a different way than any time before, I understood what Zivia meant by saying that "The Movement always knew how to demand everything from its members. The Movement’s goal has always been to educate a new kind of man, capable of enduring the most adverse conditions and difficult times while standing up for the emancipation of our people, of the Jew, of mankind. It was our Movement education which gave us the strength to endure.
The meeting went well, with a good, pleasantly tense and calm atmosphere, things were said very clear from both sides, and an agreement was reached; the agreement was on disagreeing and on going on a struggle where the winner will be the one that stands by their principles the longest and who receives the support of the rest of the members of the movement around the world, not to mention whoever can do all this while still managing to pay the rent and feed their spring.
At the present moment we are all in shock, all parties involved and bystanders. We are thinking and re-thinking every thing that happened in the meeting and after it, every comment, every phone call, every muscle spasm. I honestly thought that after today's meeting I would be able to go to sleep easily, but I don't think that's exactly what's going to happen, I still feel a nut in my stomach and feel more responsible than ever to do what's right for this movement, the movement that taught me to stand by my principles, to fight for my rights, to not accept to ever be oppressed, to believe that all human beings are equal just for being humans and to live by my values (among other things).
These are crucial times that will determine whether Habonim Dror will become, first of all, a real movement with education as it's most important priority, and then the movement that it aims for by working in the bettering of Israeli Society and positively affecting the future of the Jewish nation, or whether it will become a pluralist club with no values to actualize in it's center, a place where educational processes are not the priority, a pyramidal structured organization, "an empty semel" (symbol) that will eventually disappear because of apathy or bankruptcy.
Our recognized enemies are apathy, greed for power, capitalism and post-modernism, our allies are our values and principles, and knowing that we are part of a movement of people that is willing to live according to their beliefs.
If you are a member of Habonim Dror from any country, and somehow got to this post, you are welcome to email me with your concerns, advise, questions, comments, or any thing you can think of. I only represent my own opinion and view, but more than anything, I'm just writing to express what I'm personally going through in this stage of my life as a life-long member of Habonim Dror.
Ale v'hagshem!
Mauri
Dec 11, 2007
Nuevo Podcast
Jejerejeje
Mauri ya subió un nuevo podcast: Sueño Venezolano
Es el nueve.
Bájenlo, no me se el link, pero háganlo.
Te gané Mauri
visitenme en www.elblogdemaurice.blogspot.com
tengo un podcast también en www.radiomaurice.blogspot.com
Disculpa Mauri por hacerme de tu medio para publicitarme.
Saludos
Atte. Mauri
Mauri ya subió un nuevo podcast: Sueño Venezolano
Es el nueve.
Bájenlo, no me se el link, pero háganlo.
Te gané Mauri
visitenme en www.elblogdemaurice.blogspot.com
tengo un podcast también en www.radiomaurice.blogspot.com
Disculpa Mauri por hacerme de tu medio para publicitarme.
Saludos
Atte. Mauri
Dec 7, 2007
Nov 30, 2007
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Aug 13, 2007
Jerusalem - I love this song!
When I tell you that I love you
Don't test my love
Accept my love, don't test my love
Cause maybe I don't love you all that much
Don't ask what kind of music I'm gonna play tonight
Just stay awhile, hear for yourself awhile
And if you must put me in a box, make sure it's a big box
With lots of windows
And a door to walk through
And a nice high chimney
So we can burn burn burn everything that we don't like
And watch the ashes fly up to Heaven
Maybe all the way to India
I'd like that
All the ancient kings came to my door
They said "Do you want to be an ancient king too?"
I said "Oh yes very much
But I think my timing's wrong"
They said "Time is relative
Or did you misread Einstien"
I said "Do you really mean it?"
They said "What do you think we come here for
Our goddamn health or something?"
Everybody's waiting for the Messiah
The Jews are waiting
Christians are waiting
Also are the Muslims
It's like everybody's waiting
They been waiting a long time
I know how I hate to wait
Like even for a bus or something
An important phone call
So I can just imagine how darn impatient
Everyone must be getting
So I think it's time now
Time to reveal myself
I am the Messiah
I am the Messiah
Yes I think you heard me right
I am the Messiah
I was gonna wait till next year
Build up the suspense a little
Make it a really big surprise
But I could not resist
It's like when you got a really big secret
You're just bursting to tell someone
It was kinda like that with this
And now that I've told you
I feel this great weight lifted
Dr. Nusbaum was right
He's my therapist
He said get it out in the open
I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem
Mmmm Jerusalem sweet Jerusalem
And all I ate was olives
Nothing but olives
Mountains of olives
It was a good ten days
I like olives
I like you too
So When I tell you that I love you
Don't test my love
Accept my love, don't test my love
Cause maybe I don't love you all that much
----------------
Now playing: Dan Bern - Jerusalem
Don't test my love
Accept my love, don't test my love
Cause maybe I don't love you all that much
Don't ask what kind of music I'm gonna play tonight
Just stay awhile, hear for yourself awhile
And if you must put me in a box, make sure it's a big box
With lots of windows
And a door to walk through
And a nice high chimney
So we can burn burn burn everything that we don't like
And watch the ashes fly up to Heaven
Maybe all the way to India
I'd like that
All the ancient kings came to my door
They said "Do you want to be an ancient king too?"
I said "Oh yes very much
But I think my timing's wrong"
They said "Time is relative
Or did you misread Einstien"
I said "Do you really mean it?"
They said "What do you think we come here for
Our goddamn health or something?"
Everybody's waiting for the Messiah
The Jews are waiting
Christians are waiting
Also are the Muslims
It's like everybody's waiting
They been waiting a long time
I know how I hate to wait
Like even for a bus or something
An important phone call
So I can just imagine how darn impatient
Everyone must be getting
So I think it's time now
Time to reveal myself
I am the Messiah
I am the Messiah
Yes I think you heard me right
I am the Messiah
I was gonna wait till next year
Build up the suspense a little
Make it a really big surprise
But I could not resist
It's like when you got a really big secret
You're just bursting to tell someone
It was kinda like that with this
And now that I've told you
I feel this great weight lifted
Dr. Nusbaum was right
He's my therapist
He said get it out in the open
I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem
Mmmm Jerusalem sweet Jerusalem
And all I ate was olives
Nothing but olives
Mountains of olives
It was a good ten days
I like olives
I like you too
So When I tell you that I love you
Don't test my love
Accept my love, don't test my love
Cause maybe I don't love you all that much
----------------
Now playing: Dan Bern - Jerusalem
Aug 11, 2007
Would you dare?
As many of you, I have heard some crazy stories or urban myths about the soldiers in the Israeli Army, from the rambo type operations to medics using iv's just to cool down in the Israeli summer.Lately, I've been thinking about the iv thing... I'm not really considering it (of course), I'm too much of a whooz to let a needle get even close to my precious body, but I've been wondering about the kind of person it takes to do it, just for the fun of it.
This is the scenario told by the myth: An israeli medic is shveetzing in the middle of the summer, in the middle of the desert. Over 40°C (104°F for you funny americans). The medic happens to have a refrigerated bag of intravenous solution. So he plugs himself for cooling off his body. It lowers his body temperature and he feels good! No damage done, except for the little pain of the needle.I would never be able to do it, as discussed before.
Would you do it?
What if it was really really hot? ;)
I would like to know what you would do. Leave a comment, I'll write back, I give you my word.
Write in any language, I don't care, balls: I'll even try to write back in עברית
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